Can't I just put him in a bubble?

As if Sunday's bloody mouth episode wasn't enough, yesterday Joshua was playing with some rubber teeth(yes, the ugly ones you get from the bubble gum machine). Well, he then proceeded to choke on them which then led to him throwing up all over the carpet in his room. And wouldn't you know it - we had pizza for lunch. I scrubbed and scrubbed that carpet - and I need to scrub it again. Thank God the poor baby is okay though.
So, I decide to take him outside yesterday evening, to let him play with the water hose. He goes in the garage and gets the sprinkler, and wants me to put it on. So I do.




So, I'm taking a few pictures and he's playing happily.

All of a sudden he's screaming, "ANTS!". I practically threw down the camera and grabbed him. He had ants all over his feet, biting him. I had to grab the sprinkler and wash them off his "footsie's".

Okay, can today be accident free, choke free and bug-bite free? And free of anything else that causes pain and bleeding and vomit that I may be forgetting?

Ah, the joys of raising kids.